Craptain planet

When you're third in a row of consecutive dumps in the same toilet
Damn, when our deuces combine, we craptain planet this b**ch!
by Porkchop87 June 17, 2017
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Planet Junkie

a Ex-Youtuber and twitter user, he is really into tech and he likes to make friends, he also loves helping people with tech and other stuff (unless they are annoying him)

He is a really nice person but he can get rude, oh and he is a massive advocate for privacy and despises facebook products
person 1: Hey have you heard of Planet Junkie?
person 2: oh yeah that kid on twitter!
person 1: yep!
by Planet-junkie August 31, 2021
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Off planet

Being extreme, either very good or very bad. Being so extreme it couldn't possibly have been from earth.
How was the concert?
- That shit was off planet.

Baby that pussy is off planet
by Jungle Gym Jones August 25, 2021
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Milk Planet

The wrapper who made “lucid dreams” and fucking died.
Milk planets dead
by Daddydingledick December 10, 2019
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Planet Fitness

A popular gym franchise where people can workout 24 hours a day seven days a week and also get a free slice of pizza
Chad : Hey Kiersten I got some bad news your going to be our new weekend bitch for A while!
Kiersten : God Damn't Chad what the fuck's wrong with Steve?
Chad : Well he was arrested last night for running around naked and jacking off at Planet Fitness?
Kiersten : Who cares he does that here all the time!
Chad : I do realize that but at Planet Fitness they do not allow that kind of behavior!
Kiersten : Well Fuck I thought they were a judgement free zone!
Chad : I thought so too but I guess when you squirt cum all over there pizza you have drawn the line!
Kiersten : So Steve's in jail and I have to suffer as your weekend bitch!
Chad : Yes but don't expect any free pizza!
Kiersten : Fuck you CHAD I quit! Think i'll apply for a job at Planet Fitness!
Chad : God Damn't I hate that place!
by SlopNChop July 28, 2018
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Whale Planet

A girl or guy of especially large size in terms of weight. Pretty much a really fat person; so fat that they resemble whales & or planets.
"That chick Carly is so fat!" - Guy #1
"I know! She's like a whale." - Guy #2
"No more like a planet." - Guy #1
"SHE'S A WHALE PLANET!" - Guy #1 & 2
by Donny Ca$h December 03, 2010
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Planet janet

A place you go where you can't be reached, rolling onto a different planet.
"She's so high she's on planet Janet". Can be used as a a pronoun "Did you visit Janet this weekend?"
by Mld9 July 06, 2019
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