give her the monkey

Presenting a fully erect cock to your girly. Then swifty blowing her mind.

My girl wanted me to Give Her The Monkey, if yeah know what i mean.

by Give her the monkey June 6, 2014

Give her the Gibbler

A sexual finishing move of sorts. The Gibbler takes a lot of pre preparation. First, before sex, you must pause the tv when watching Full House. The pause screen must be on Kimmy Gibblers face. Next, during sex, with all lights and the tv turned off, you must position your lovers face, doing doggy style, as close to the tv as possible. When your partner is about to climax, flip on the tv to the paused screen of Kimmy Gibblers face.

Hey bro things are getting pretty serious with Delilah and I. I think tonight’s the night I’m gonna give her the Gibbler.

by CandyAndy88 April 21, 2022

give you the business

To be brutally made fun of, sometimes resulting in getting beat up. Originated on Leave It To Beaver.

Wally: Boy, Beaver, wait'll the guys find out you were hanging around with a girl. They'll really give you the business.

by saaadpanda November 24, 2007

give it the gutmann

To use the infamous Gutmann method for cleaning a hard drive. The Gutmann method is known as the most intense and secure way to delete data. It is based on the suggestions of Peter Gutmann in the paper titled: "Secure Deletion of Data from Magnetic and Solid-State Memory."

"Yo man, I got so much porn on my laptop. I need to clean this thing out so my old lady doesn't find it."

"You better give it the Gutmann."

by pete2345 December 17, 2008

Give It The Ol' College Try

A demonstration of intent to half-ass a given project, and an indication that the project might come to fruition, but more likely won't.

Synonym for the Arabic phrase "Insha'Allah"

Bill: Are you going to have those TPS reports done by Friday?
Fred: I'll give it the ol' college try!

by SGT Dude October 17, 2008

give you the business

gurl giving guy good ass sex

friend 1: damn she know how to give you the business dont she

friend 2: hell yea she did

by RapperEater October 8, 2008

give you the middle finger

To raise the index finger to in order to show that you are angry, pissed, annoyed or otherwise cross with someone. It is also called "flipping someone off".

Person 1: The psychiatrist told me that I had Oppositional Defiance Disorder because I did not want to take the over-prescribed drug for being "over-active".

Person 2: Dude, are you going to let that guy give you the middle finger?! (NOTE: figurative use)

by Moises (Moses) February 7, 2012