Future babies

Once people of all different races and ethnicities have babies together, they will give birth to the next generation of perfectly ethnically ambiguous children that will cause the idea of race to become obsolete. We will become one race as we’ve always been. The human race.
Person 1 “Omg my kids are gonna be so confused filling out the census. They’re going to have to check all the boxes.”
Person 2 “Yay future babies! They’ll change the world.”
by Frogfacebutconfused23 June 18, 2021
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future is meow

The Future is Meow is a cat-centric riff on the "the future is now" as it pertains to being in the moment. It's the tagline for tarot readings at Cat Wisdom 101.com and their tarot for cat lovers events.
When planning your cat lovers to-do list, remember the future is meow.
by Boomermuse December 10, 2016
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uncertain future

The truth, or illusion, that we cannot know what will happen next.
She felt the weight of her uncertain future, more than ever, unable to predict or imagine the world which awaited.
by Monkey's Dad May 12, 2020
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Futures Scripture

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”
She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture
by DJ Gello January 15, 2021
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past future

The past future is a time where there are dinosaurs with robot arms.
by Doodlerzs August 16, 2014
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Future Slowking

A person on your team who fucks up the whole game by getting hit by a car or any hittable, thus making the three people have to carry him. e.g Left 4 Dead 1 / Left 4 Dead 2. -Skilled <3's Scanty
Why didn't you dodge that car? You're such a future slowking (slowking)
by Skilled April 18, 2011
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Future Fabrication

Tactic men use by making statments to women referencing future events they never intend to occur, in order to attain the booty
jon: i know its 2 months away but i would be honored to have some one as beautiful as you to kiss when the ball drops, you should be my date for new years
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!
by osogood03 November 19, 2010
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