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JIREN THE MOTHER FUCKING GREY 

This nigga: Handled 5 niggas simultaneously, made 2 of those niggas sacrifice themselves, THEN still proceeded to whoop a niggas ass that had enough power create a universe AND a nigga who defeated a God of Destruction. AND, This niggas had enough strength to fight 3 niggas at the same time at the end . HARDEST NIGGA IN DBZ IS WHO??? JIREN THE MOTHFER FUCKING GREY
Pussy ass niggas: “Dam, I’m hella tired”.
REAL NIGGAS: “You know who dosent get tired? JIREN THE MOTHER FUCKING GREY”.

mother fucking the jury 

To yell profanities at a jury while you are on trial.
Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.

Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.

Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.

fucking the bean bag chair

Having sex with a morbidly obesed person.
Jim told me he fuck a 400 pound women. He said it felt like fucking the bean bag chair.

Fucking the dog 

When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.
The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!
Fucking the dog by 0verfiend June 25, 2005

Fucking the Monkey 

To take control of a situation in an assertive way
So an executive walks into an office filled with his subordinates who are screwing around. He asks "who the hell is fucking the monkey in here?"

fucking the horse 

Also, "f-ing the horse."

1. An expression used to define something detrimental to someone's career or livelihood.

2. Any action that has a harmful effect on oneself or others around them.

Taken from Daniel Radcliff's decision to star in London's revival of Equus, a play about a teenager with a sexual attraction to horses, causing parents to refuse to see any more of the Harry Potter movies in protest.
Howard Dean totally fucked the horse when he screamed during campaign season.

Tim was f-ing the horse when he decided not to go to class at all senior year.

Stacy's decision to pose for Playboy while on American Idol was really fucking the horse; it ruined her chances of staying on the show.
fucking the horse by Christina S October 29, 2007

fucking the same butt 

We both understand, we're fucking the same butt here.
fucking the same butt by 000fwd November 15, 2010