Cooch Stank

When the cooch from yo girl is so horrendously disgusting. There is no other way to put it, it just stank.

Nobody:
Kids named Dominic: Her cooch stank so bad I had to turn down my TV because I couldn't taste my grilled cheese.

by Macabrebard May 16, 2019

cooch surfer

A man (or woman) who secretly uses the popular "couch surfer" website to meet women, despite innocent fronts to the contrary.

Dang, Garrett! You can't propose to a girl you just met being a cooch surfer!

by Tinman2112 July 15, 2017

Giz cooch

Becomes Dj now and again, poo stains on her bed, makes odd sounds when talking to animals, has one sip of Smirnoff ice and is passed out, biggest light weight you’ll ever meet, beautiful gal but very stinky, very talented at makeup she’s like the master, this shart bag always has your back. When giz is around hide ur juicy bottoms they might get eaten by a wild bean. Finally she really enjoys being overly dramatic and make her self seem hard.

Woah she’s snorting coke! Must be a giz cooch

by Daddy finger June 20, 2021

cooch cooler

A mini skirt so short it barely covers her privates, thus getting some air.

Dude1: Did you see that chick in the cooch cooler?
Dude2: Yeah, another 1/4 inch and I would have seen all her business!!

by Coyote Boy February 04, 2014

cooch bag

Opposite of or pertaining to the female version of douche bag.

The biker lesbian slamming tequila sunrises and yelling racial obscenities was being a total cooch bag.

by Bobbierobrobbie December 24, 2014

cooch wee

an utter act of defiance or the merging of cooch and wee

Hey what are you doing
"cooch wee cooch wee cooch wee"
Hey ⁿ⁰

by grilledpotati October 31, 2019

Dusty Cooch

Dusty Cooch is a vagina which serves as an ashtray for many people, most likely discordmods.

It can also mean that the cooch has been infected with many sorts of STIs resulting in a dusty cooter.

{chad} yooo dude we used {kira's} Dusty Cooch
{kyle} wooah bro that must have reeked of STIs

by xyko1 February 10, 2021