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oot the beef

a phrase used to describe a situation or something that has happened that is/was just simply amazing. mainly used by Scots, but anyone from anywhere is allowed to use it.
jock: AW MAN, THAT PARTY WAS AMAZINNNNN'
boaby: AYE, IT WAS PURE OOT THE BEEF!
jock: say whut, now?
boaby: IT WAS OOT THE BEEF!!
jock: WOOOOOOOOP
by outofthebeeflads August 29, 2010
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Birds and the bees

1)The talk that a parent (usually a mother) gives her daughter/son on the night of their first date, containing safe sex, or abstinence. The whole point of the 'birds and bees' is to convince you NOT to have sex.

2)The most annoying talk in the world.
1) Mom- Honey, we need to talk.
Daughter- Mom, I DON'T want the 'birds and the bees' talk.
Mom- But you need to know not to have sex. You could get pregnant and die!
Daughter- We're JUST going to a friend's house for a small get-together.
Mom- Are there going to be a lot of boys there?
Daughter- No Mom, it's a nun club.
by DanielleTheNonVirgin August 19, 2006
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the beetis

diabetes as spoken by Wilford Brimley, that fat guy with the walrus mustache from the liberty medical commercials.
Some guy: Holy shit! when i eat candy i have strokes and shit myself before falling into a coma. What do you think is wrong with me?

His buddy: I'll bet you have the beetis dude.
by Wilford Brimly August 25, 2008
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The beer tastes like shit

A statement issued by famous hockey star Teemu Selanne of the Anaheim Ducks when talking about the teams recent struggles.

"To lose night after night, it’s a terrible feeling. You can’t sleep well. The food doesn’t taste well. The beer tastes like shit."

Refers to when things are not going your way.
This has been a crappy few weeks. Failed a few exams, lost a job, broke up with my girlfriend.

The beer tastes like shit.
by SargeTheDuck January 7, 2012
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plow the beets

When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.
Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"
by Barney F October 24, 2009
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Chipping the Beef

When you go to a public place (I.e. Ihop, Safeway, Kmart), enter the bathroom and find a toilet with some skidmarks left inside the bowl from a recent shit then proceed to urinate on the leftover shit in order to chip it off the inside of the toilet.
Hey bro, I had a blast chipping the beef in Walmart with you yesterday.
by kmart420 December 9, 2012
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jungle roll the beef curtians

to have sex with a female who is so loose you can roll up her snatch
"bro i had to jungle roll the beef curtians last night"

"NO WAY"

"way"
by the dina March 6, 2009
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