hit the baby

when a dick hits you so deep it feels like it's in the womb.

"So how was he last night?"

"He hit the baby last night."

by RoseKarcha August 10, 2017

Feeding the baby bird

When you're having sex with two girls and you pull your cock out of one of the girl's pussies and shoot jet after jet of hot, nourishing cum in the other girl's mouth and proudly exclaim, "you're welcome".

She could barely wait until I fed the baby bird. They both begged me for my cum. I had to get busy feeding the baby bird.

by ol' saddleface August 20, 2018

Feed The Baby

When a dude gets blown off by someone else’s pregnant girlfriend or ideally wife, and she swallows.

I had to stop by sarah’s on the way home from the bar to “feed the baby.”

by Dirty Randy 69 November 5, 2018

Decorate the baby's room

When a man ejaculates on a pregnant woman's belly.

My pregnant wife doesn't wanna fuck but sometimes she lets me decorate the baby's room.

by leon von oren February 26, 2019

Waking the baby

Waking the baby is what Mom and Dad have so much energy that they wake the baby up for the feeding not the other way around

I feel so good and energized and ready to Take On The World this morning I was all about waking the baby this morning for her feeding

by ARTIE ST@UT June 8, 2020

burying the baby arm

Using the day you have sex for the first time as your anniversary date.

At lunch with Parents and uncle yesterday, Ashley came with me. We're talking about my cousin celebrating a dating anniversary with her boyfriend. Mom chimes in "well they're not married, so are we celebrating the anniversary of him burying the baby arm"
Dad right on queue drops silverware onto plate and makes a clank.

by TeamTrainWreck March 15, 2021

bury the baby

bury the baby is pretty self-explanatory, as you would think it means exactly what it says, BURY THE BABY

Friend: dude why would you kill your 7 month old?
You: it started crying when I put on game of thrones, which means its a hater.
Friend: youre right, we cant have a hater in our midst, but what do we do now?
You: bury the baby.

by haha_im_dead March 22, 2021