Deku Is Straight

A simple three words that can spark wars between the MHA fandom.

No Emma, your ship isn’t superior, you can ship Todoroki and Deku
But don’t think you can harass people and say it’s “ Canon”
Person 1 : I think Deku Is Straight

Person 2: kill yourself
by TittiesMakeMyEyesGoAWOOGA December 13, 2021
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Straight brick

1. Extremely cold
2. Extremely intoxicated
3. Having no outs to a certain situation or thing
1. "Yo it's straight brick out"
2. "Mayo took one hit and she was straight brick for an hour."
3. "Mike must be straight brick to life, it seems like he can't catch a break."
by hungryhungryhomer October 14, 2010
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Flopping a straight

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Note: "flopping a straight" can have multiple connotations. In poker, it refers to a situation where a player makes a straight using the first three community cards (the flop). In "poke her", it retains the above definition.
Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.
by Chonky August 06, 2007
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straight tiktok

straight tiktok is an insult used to make fun of boring content like people who dance to everything on tiktok or basically just maxdressler and joshrichards
when coming across a scary video on tiktok you might say “what in the straight tiktok is this?”
by pale_person June 24, 2020
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Straight Chicken

A game played by straight or gay people that have no interest in performing sexual acts with one and other; it is designed to test the nerve of those involved. Usually played by two people, the aim of the game is to perform increasing intimate sexual acts until one party concedes because it has gone too far. The acts may begin at kissing and move from there.

This version of the game would be most suited to two friends of the opposite sex.

Similar to gay chicken
You reckon you have nerves of steel? You wanna play straight chicken?
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straight posted

To be gone, high as fuck, drunk as fuck, or both at the same time ;)
Dude jimmy was straight posted at Julia's turn up last night!
by KingOfTurnUps December 20, 2013
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straight fucked

Really fucked, extremely fucked, remarkably fucked, etc.
There's a test tomorrow and I'm straight fucked.
by bingcrosby July 09, 2009
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