Glitter Terrorist

A snarky, nefarious foe that sprinkles “pixie dust” aka glitter, on other beings and objects. As we all know, herpes lasts Forever which is usually longer than love in most cases and Glitter outlasts Herpes, so glitter is eternal. If you love someone, send them a card full of glitter. If you despise someone, send them a card and envelope filled with glitter. It is like a feral cat marking it’s territory by spraying everything and everyone in a home. Glitter lasts forever and stays in your car, ears, hair, clothes, carpet, floor, couches, etc. It should be considered an act of terrorism to send a glitter laden item to any foreign country, diplomat, or hostile zone as they are forever marked by the enemy and easily spotted. In fact, even Hallmark cards is involved in these games of subterfuge with their Willy-nilly sales of sparkly glitter cards and wrapping paper. Acts of random Glitter Terrorism and their WMD-all things sparkly glitter-are on the rise and one should be wary of opening envelopes this holiday season.
I have been glitterbombed by a family member, AKA glitter terrorist, who wrapped the family’s Christmas gifts in glittery wrapping paper and glittery bows with glittered gift tags to match. It took me a week to get all the glitter out of my hair, crevices, couched, the dog, linens and my attempts to vacuum the floor have been futile. Mission Glitterhawk was a success. The Glitter Terrorist scores another win.
by Corabelle1221 March 23, 2020
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terrorist goggles

when you put your nuts on a chicks eyes, then take a shit in her mouth
the reason your mom wont quit calling me is becuase i gave her a pair of terrorist goggles
by masterbrad August 15, 2010
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acoustic terrorist

A individual, that has chosen to impose an elevated level of music on others. Such as, the driver of a boom car. Of course, what constitutes music, can only be defined by the listener.
"Why is it always the acoustic terrorists that get caught by the bridge!"
by speedtoast February 21, 2018
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Facebook Terrorist

A particular person on Facebook that "blows up" your news feed.
Girl: "Will you please stop with all these notifications? You're blowing up my news feed!"

Other Girl: "I'm a Facebook Terrorist!"
by C-Swag September 27, 2011
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Casual Terrorist

Someone who is labeled as being a 'potential terrorist' (usually due to their skin color, clothing etc) but in a less accusing, more ironic way.

A comedic sleight on post 9-11 paranoia, saying someone is a Casual Terrorist is simply implying they look like a stereotypical terrorist, even though you know they are not one and are probably just trying to earn an honest living.
Person 1: Hey look at Ahmed sitting there in his taxi, I wonder if he's planning on blowing up any buildings today?

Person 2: Haha, naah he's too busy picking up customers and earning fares.

Person 1: Yeah, he only does that sorta shit on an off-day. He's a Casual Terrorist.
by sahboh11 November 30, 2011
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cumshot terrorist

A pervert usually found in Japan who masturbates in public behind a newspaper or a tree before jumping out and ejaculating his cum on an unsuspecting woman.
I was relaxing on a park bench just outside the Chiba train station in Tokyo when I heard this strange shuffle-shuffle sound behind me. When I turned around to see what it was, a fat salaryman jumped out from behind a tree and shot his load directly in my face. He ran off in seconds leaving me looking like a bukkake queen. That cumshot terrorist.
by de-pube October 02, 2021
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Cistern Terrorist

When a person removes the lid of the toilet Cistern and deposits their waste, and puts the lid back on. This leads to a very terrible smell and a even more dirty toilet after a few days.
"Oh damn, whats that smell?"
"Theres been a Cistern Terrorist in here!"
by arcynum July 11, 2008
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