When sleeping in a smaller tent while camping and being molested by your drunken partner. Can be either homosexual or straight molestation but unwanted attention nonetheless. Usually happens after a few too many drinks around the campfire.
The rest of the hike sucked since I was walking funny thanks to the tent love that I got from Matt last night
by cory's mom12 August 28, 2007
by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021
A condition caused by overindulgence of food. Primary symptom: protruding gut making it impossible to tuck in ones shirt in the front.
by Lstauff December 22, 2016
Chick: Do you mind if i sit on your lap? there is no other place to sit.
Dude: ugh......ok
Chick: What is that?
Dude: um, akward tent
Dude: ugh......ok
Chick: What is that?
Dude: um, akward tent
by notamorningperson June 25, 2009
To have an erection
by uncharted77 November 20, 2017
When two straight men have a boner (aka have pitched a tent) for the same topic (e.g. software, vehicles, workouts, etc.) and begin to have an enthusiastic conversation (standing face to face) that could go on for hours.
Wow, Dan and Tony have been talking about programming in the kitchen for over an hour. I think they're pretty much touching tents by now.
by I am healthy and literate September 26, 2016
He's form marde tent
by Lyaath September 29, 2021