Ay, springes to catch woodcocks

1. A saying meaning "It doesn't take much to entice someone or something"
2. If said in a voice like that of a carton pirate it means "Aw, crap in a hat"

1. George: "Man, that fat kid sure ran after that candy bar"
Tim: "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"
2. George: "Hey, that fat kid just stole your candy bar"
Tim (spoken like a cartoon pirate): "Ay, springes to catch woodcocks"

by Drew Burke March 15, 2004

Jerry Springer

someone who gets "sprung" easily. Falls into crushes quickly and numerously.

Dang, that dude gets sprung so much....he must be a Jerry Springer!

by MsPrada April 29, 2009

springer fuck fest

when 8 or more springer kids get to get together in one place and proceed to have a big oragy where everyone contracts 3 or more std's

my whole class got 4 std's from the last springer fuck fest

by jackadogoff January 12, 2011

Springer Dinger

A sexual act between male Houston Astros fans in which two or more male fans celebrate a George Springer home run by pulling out their genitals and start sword fighting each other while yelling "Springer Dinger"!

*George Springer home run!*

*Multiple men pull out their junk and startssword fighting with their genitals*

"SPRINGER DINGER! SPRINGER DINGER"

by tdf93 June 29, 2017

stringey

white 'goo' coming from the female private parts

i had a huge stringey on my thong

by lindsey February 27, 2005

Jerry Springer

Alias given to the guy when talking about sex

I fucked jerry springer last night

by doorknocking penis September 24, 2003

Scringe

A combination of cringing and squinting. The face you make when you hear an extraordinary sound or chord progression in music.

Ade scringed as he heard victor play a peculiar sound on his guitar.

by Shape shifter. November 14, 2020