sweater tits

Very hairy breasts.

I can't go out tonight, I gotta get my sweater tits waxed...they're getting out of control.

by Sweatertitz December 25, 2016

sweater weather

someone whos bi might say sweater weather in hint to say they are bi to ask if someone else is.

hey you like sweater weather
hell yeah

by pijsdaf;ousdaf;o December 6, 2020

beach sweater

Full coverage high-density chest and back hair displayed in beach settings and at company pool parties.

Bruh! Look at the wind blowing through that guy's beach sweater.

by D-Bob99 December 10, 2020

Shameful Sweater

When you are stuck on the toilet with no toilet paper and must resort to using a sweater. Shameful.

A) My uncle had no toilet paper....I had to use a sweater to wipe my ass. I wonder what became of that shameful sweater.

by Bobs Sweater Factory November 26, 2011

Sweater Noodles

The string used to cinch the hood of a hoodie.

Brah. Stop chewing on your sweater noodles.

by teachonmars January 21, 2019

Sweater skill

A sweater skill is a common skill you'd rather have and not need, than need and not have.

P1: Why should I learn how to change a car tire?
P2: It's a sweater skill.

by the abusement park May 2, 2022

monke with sweater

monke with sweater

monke with sweater

by Someonewhoisdefinitelynotyou April 10, 2023