broke my swearer

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.

Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.

by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020

Thigh Sweats

The moistening of one's thighs due to a sexual attraction. Typically referring to a female, but not exclusively.

Damn fool, your mom can't stop staring at me... She must have the thigh sweats for me!

by holdfast April 17, 2009

Ketchup sweats

To consume a large amount of ketchup resulting in profuse sweating.

A: "What the hell is wrong with you? You looked like you just came out of a sauna!"

B: "I poured a shitload of ketchup on my fries, resulting in some extreme ketchup sweats!"

A:"Aaaaahh..."

by Djuro Verdic September 10, 2011

bong sweats

after you hit a large bowl or popper of weed/tobacco, your body gets hot and sweaty for a few minutes in which you cannot move and must lay on the couch as your bong sweats subside

man that bowl was huge, i just got mad bong sweats

by eeerin March 9, 2011

Searsh

A somewhat common slang word for smoking marijuana and getting high alone or with friends. Usually at night or during the weekends.

Yo I heard u searshed last night man! That's whats up.

by Gran Smitty Johnston II April 21, 2011

dump sweats

when you're out on a date with a chick and you suddenly feel the urge to drop a deuce. since you're just out on a date, you cannot leave to go shit, so you begin to squirm and become increasingly uncomfortable. the act of puckering up your A-hole makes you sweat like a whore in church.

While on the ferris wheel with Kelly, i got a bad case of the dump sweats, and nearly shit my pants.

by tony August 18, 2004

National give a girl my sweatshirt day

Give a girl you know your sweatshirt for the day

“Hey did you know it is national give a girl my sweatshirt day!”

by Hunter’s_løver001 April 17, 2019