Carpet surfing

Someone who searches the carpet for shards of meth that may have been dropped.

Person 1: what are you doing? You're not carpet surfing are you? F*ckin tweaker

by Lady Corruption February 23, 2020

urge surfing

Or riding the wave. Knowing your feelings will pass … ride the wave without judging , usually goes on within ourselves when a “trigger event “ happens

You guys wanna try a urge surfing meditation?

by Freshalicous July 28, 2021

smurftastic

1. over-the-top amazingness

"Whoa, Brianne and Frankie are insanely smurftastic!"

by Brianne Leaf and Frankie Spano August 25, 2007

surf cooties

Surfer chicks who carrty a wide variety of STD's

Man, ya gots to double bag (wear two condoms) or you get dripin' shit from those surf cooties

by oz_420 April 18, 2006

Surf City Squeeze

noun-

1. An ice cream and smoothie stand located in Spokane's Northtown Mall.

2. A provocative and rather unknown sexual move. It is sure to surprise the reciever, and possibly give her the best orgasm she's ever had. It is performed as such:

As you are having sex in your favorite position, you must wait until both you and your partner are close to climax. Upon reaching that point, you must abruptly stop, and leap up on top of her. In that leap, you want to land with one foot on her chest, and one on her pelvis (in other words, you're now riding her like a surfboard). After reaching this point, quickly grab her clitoris between your big toe and second toe. While she screams (and she will!), twist your body around while keeping your balance, giving yourself the right angle to empty your load into her mouth and all over her face.

Congratulations! You have just performed the surf city squeeze.

Man, I used the surf city squeeze on my girl last night. She howled like a banshee.

by Xeonai November 6, 2011

Subway Surfers

an amazing game.

the song slaps tbh

"hey, do you play subway surfers?"
"no"
"get out of my sight"

by cheese bottle March 22, 2022

granite surfing

The act of snowboarding on slightly iced roads by tying a rope to a moving car and holding onto that rope as you try to stay on the snowboard.

Scottie: The roads just froze over, you wanna go granite surfing later tonight?
Mack: Sounds good, lemme go get the car.

by StuckInChantilly February 18, 2011