king stuart

A man who is very smart and always is right never wrong

Girl 1: who is that man, he seemed to always be right
Girl 2: he must be king Stuart

by Urbanmaster10101 February 21, 2018

Stuart

A Stuart is a person who looks up whilst underneath a fine crystal glass table whilst another person know as a Hanover sits on top of the table and defecates.

That man knows how to stop getting shit on himself, I bet he's a Stuart

by Glass Table Owners Group November 15, 2021

Stuart

A lazy middle class hippie crackhead you see around in the 90s. The moment you walk into his room you’ll feel high. Plays Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” on loop for hours. Friends will call him Stu or Stupig.

Hey Stu!

I wonder if Stuart is still alive now, he probably died of OD tho

by MarsLuvTabi August 7, 2018

Jaimie Stuart

The act of striking someone in the back of the head after they accidentally threw a harmless soft toy at you.
Only applicable if you have a massive ego to compensate for your micropenis.

Bro #1 - “Bro that dude just accidentally threw a soft toy at your head”
Bro #2 - “Bro hold my rum; I’m going to Jaimie Stuart that cunt”

by LD666 July 12, 2024

M3 Stuart

A small, mid-war tank used in WW2

Person 1: "ay, yo got any M5 stuarts?"

Person 2: "No, we got M3 Stuarts tho"

by ORA! December 28, 2020

Stuart Poppadom

Stuart Poppadom is a widespread Minion name for the best Minions in the Haus of Poppadom

Stuart Poppadom? no im a Stuart Poppasub

by Stuart Poppadom October 15, 2025

Lachlan but actually Stuart

Red haired boy who secretly loves cock, fantasises about sucking dick all day long and dreams of shadows

Man that dude is such a lachlan but actually stuart

by bushini349358 June 13, 2022