stretch limo

stretched out car that is very circa 1980s, usually driven in by people to go to special occasions such as weddings, funerals, and proms

Hart's Dad: I was like, "Hart, Stretch limos are so 1980s." God forbid one drives down my street and my neighbors see it.

by websterremixed March 14, 2005

Stretch Stat

A professional sports statistic that is contrived and presented in a manner so it sounds more significant than it really is.

"Christian Pulisic has failed to score in 2021"

- " C'mon...that's a stretch Stat -it's only Jan 30th!"

"Hey - did you know Dallas is undefeated this season when Zeke Elliott rushes for 100+ yards? "

- " ummmmm seems like a stretch stat seeing as he has only done that twice the entire 16 game season"

by LeoMarbson January 30, 2021

stretching the internet

When you're procrastinating on some task by browsing the internet but you're running out of your normal sites to distract you.

I was unmotivated at work today so I was stretching the internet.

by joesappy October 21, 2021

Sanford Stretch

The act of intercourse where two fingers are placed in partner's booty hole and then spread apart and one must yell in the hole. If you hear an echo consider your attempt a success.

Bro, I gave this B the Sanford Stretch last night and damn shit echoed like i was at the Grand Canyon.

by T-Free88 May 15, 2010

Hair stretching

A method of changing the curl pattern of naturally curly hair by setting hair creating a larger curl pattern to reduces hair shrinkage.

The client asked her stylist for a flat twist as her hair stretching style.

by BlondeElocks September 28, 2014

Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.

Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!

by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008

Stretch Wep

When a woman uses her thumb and index finger to grab a hold of her clitoris and pull it so far out, to the literal point of it shaping out to look like a penis. But It only last for a few minutes.

"I tried this new thing with my girl called a stretch wep."

"Damn, I heard those are hot"

by Sexybeast1090 June 30, 2017