Colorado log steamer

The act of taking a shit in a bag and dropping it down a wood stove jack ( pipe). Typically done to a group of hunters after offending another hunting party.

Those dicks took my hunting spot, I’m going over there tonight and giving them a Colorado log steamer

by Colorado elk camp November 2, 2019

Fire Drill Steamer

During a fire drill at a school a person will take a shit in front of a door. This will force people to slip in slide in crap while exiting the building.

John: "Hey, what took you so long?"
You: "Some one did a fire drill steamer in front of the main door and everyone was slipping and sliding around the door."

by Ol' Frenchy January 1, 2010

Caramel Steamer

The act of pouring hot caramel into a gaping asshole, then shitting it out.

David gave me an intense caramel steamer last night.

by Jack's ass January 18, 2011

steamed hams

(1) Skinners excuse to eat fast food
(2) hamburgers in Albany, New York

D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. That's what I call hamburgers.

by why are you reading this June 2, 2018

Steamed Milk

1. The act of ejaculating into a man or woman's asshole and pouring out onto a third party's face. Not to be confused with the "self serve steamed milk" where you ejaculate into a man or woman's asshole and pour it back out onto your own face.

1. My dad wouldn't quit calling me, until my buddy and I decided to invite him over and surprise him with a Steamed Milk.

2. I was getting bored the other night so I had my girlfriend comer so I could give my self a self serve.

3. Mitchell went to the local Starbucks to purchase a steamed milk. It was to his chagrin that Fernando the employee gave him another kind of steamed milk.

by BigBootyLover6969 May 5, 2016

Quebec Steamer

When one defecates on another's face

Like a Cleveland Steamer, only further north.

I wanted to defecate on her chest but I sneezed and gave her a quebec steamer by mistake.

While playing Twister I accidentally gave Jaffa a quebec steamer.

by SixScotch March 25, 2012

sink a steamer

The act of taking a shit.

I'll be right back, I've got to go sink a steamer.

by muff diving fan club president June 13, 2006