sandpaper stomach

When man jizzes on mans stomach and leaves it for the next morning and it feels like sandpaper.

I was jerking off last night and forgot about it. And now I've got Sandpaper Stomach

by JamboSpence December 21, 2017

Airplane stomach

The feeling your stomach gets when you wake up early to go to the airport. It feels like bubbles and gets worse on the plane!

“Whenever I wake up early, my stomach hurts”
“Oh! You probably have like airplane stomach!”

by mystomachhurts May 23, 2020

Nervous Stomach

When you're anxious and that causes your stomach to churn and you may feel nauseous, or even throw up.

Every time that she had an audition she would have a nervous stomach for hours beforehand.

by thtat_creators January 17, 2021

shark stomach

A person that can eat any number of combinations of foods at once. They can eat and drink strange combinations of foods with out any limitations set by the stomach.

Wow, he eat Chinese, a bag of jelly beans, 3 hot wings and a pizza! He must have a shark stomach!

by RAMSAYBolton March 7, 2017

stomach flu

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual flu has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.

Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.

Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.

by awmm November 11, 2017

stomach-full

Used in reference to a particularly large amount of vomit.

Ted: BLAURRGHHH!
Joe: Whoa, Ted. That's quite a stomach-full.

by g-reg456 March 26, 2006

Stoner's Stomach

When your stomach doesn't feel like consuming any consumables until you get high

My stomach hurts, I got stoner's stomach. We need to go smoke so I can eat.

by Jason's asshole March 10, 2018