steak and bj day 

Steak and BJ day is the male version of valentines day and takes place one month later on March 14th.

Instead of getting flowers and chocolates, you get a steak dinner and a Blowjob! Simples!

Girlfriend: "I'm going out on March 14th, is that ok?"

Boyfriend: "No way, it's steak and BJ day, I wasn't allowed to go out on valentines day! Go to the butchers!"

steak and bj day by G12RY April 21, 2014

steak hole 

the soft, warm spot on any specimen of common female street trash that males typically pick up at bars, race tracks, or church picnics with the intention of drilling senseless

I slammed that bitch in the steak hole, and then threw one in the poop shoot.

steak hole by Teddy Manishewitz May 13, 2005

Steak & knob er day 

This is the opposite of Valentine's day. During this period of time, any male is entitled to complimentary fallatio, penis cleaning, and a charred piece of cow flesh.

Dude! Did you celebrate Steak & Knober day? My knober was off the hook!!

Steak & knob er day by hits December 7, 2003

steak for two, for one

When you order a dinner for two but eat it all yourself.

I was hungry so I orderd the steak for two, for one.

steak for two, for one by caring. loving. October 13, 2009

Steak Night 

Formally the last Wednesday of every month. A meeting of brothers to eat delicious steak (usually tips) and drink like Kings. In the month of November Steak Night should include beards. So that when the food is gone the brothers can enjoy a bearded bliss with beer around a fire, this special night will be before Thanksgiving once a year. No females are aloud, only brothers.

Mikey: "When's steak night?"

Kyle: "Mikey you ignorant slut, it's always the last Wednesday of the month"

Mikey: "Oh yeah STEAK NIGHTTTTTTTTTTT"

Steak Night by x the king x November 24, 2010

steak flaps

Big meaty flaps, juicy and large

Damn dales mum has a mean set of steak flaps there flapping in the wind!

steak flaps by dale list May 30, 2006

steak rocket 

Particularly well-formed feces, associated particularly with a satisfying mid-day bowel movement.

I gotta go to crap canaveral and launch a steak rocket.

steak rocket by leschaps June 30, 2006