Screw you and your box

Meaning screw you and your household but you are implying thaat they are poor and they live in a cardboard box thus making it more insulting.

Screw you and your box then!

by Francisco The Robot July 25, 2010

Virgin Screwdriver

A screwdriver minus the alcohol. Thus, a virgin screwdriver is merely a new way of saying "orange juice".

Johnny Q-Bert: I'm too young to drink alcohol, but I enjoy drinking a virgin screwdriver every morning before going to school.
Tracey Lafayette: Shut up slacker!
Johnny Q-Bert: Okay.

by JohnnyQBert May 14, 2007

Screwps

This creature/ person that has existed since 1992. Its female and dont ya know it. Looks fucking amazing, you just look at her and go WOW if only everything could be as radiant and amazing as her. Soooo funny, and easily happy. Great to go to with all your problems. Your basically one of the luckiest people alive if you know this person first hand.

If i could choose one person to have sex with it would be Screwps.

by Ellie-ann Smudges June 29, 2008

I'm so screwed

You say this when you're in deep trouble.

Dude, i'm so screwed by the cops for driving too fast.

by aeer June 12, 2011

Screw Flanders

A phrase that is typed repeatedly at the end of an article in order to meet the word requirement.

The year 2000 affair of cabinet secretary Hidenao Nakagawa was a fairly by the book sex scandal that provided an excellent insight the media interplay between tabloids and mainstream newspapers. Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders

by Anoonamoose January 17, 2008

screws

a disrespectful slang term used by prisoners to describe prison officers.

The screws beat me up real good the other nite

by Shane Smith May 8, 2005

Screwed the Pooch

Another way of saying "blew it" or "messed up".

"You really screwed the pooch on that one dude".

by Barb September 9, 2004