Not to be mistaken as a future-tense optional form of the verb infinitive "to smite", to smotify means to destroy utterly with divine force. It originally comes from a misread bit of linux code: sm_notify_0.
Dave: Did you get rickrolled by Kevin yesterday?
April: Yes, yes I did. We must stop him.
Dave: How do you think we should do that?
April: I shall smotify him!
April: Yes, yes I did. We must stop him.
Dave: How do you think we should do that?
April: I shall smotify him!
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The uncontrollable force of passing gas that is a bit greasy, squishy or moisty, thus staining the owners undergarments, underwear, britches, draws, etc... with a pigmented odor.
The uncontrollable force of passing gas that is a bit greasy, squishy or moisty, thus staining the owners undergarments, underwear, britches, draws, etc... with a pigmented odor.
Dude, not an hour and a half went by after eating those burritos, which caused me to totally spottify my draws!
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