squishings

a farwell only a teenage boy impersonating charlie chaplin would use ;P

cya, bye bye, squishings

by xxel_bella_voche_le_necrophiliac_is_cuming_to_get_uxx October 11, 2006

slushing

When it's not quite snowing, yet not quite raining. It's pretty depressing as far as weather goes.

Nothing better than dirty slush on the side of the interstate. Why does it have to be slushing?! Why?!

by Ohioan December 11, 2006

splashing

a verb meaning the act of pissing in ones drink. Most commonly a factor and parties and gatherings where alchoholic beverages are served. Most splashings happen when someone leaves their drink in the care of someone else for any period of time long enough to unzip pants. Most common splashers are assholes and drunken idiots.

Rudy: hey watch my drink i have to piss
Curran: ok
(few minutes later)
Rudy: whatd u do this tastes funny.
Curran: nothing

Rudy: whatever(chugs glass)
Curran whispering to richard: i just splashed all over his drink

by John Ritz May 13, 2005

Sploshing

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: I'm waiting for Alanis Morissette to splosh next.

Jennifer: I am into sploshing myself, considering the nice, smooth, fuzzy and warm feeling on my buttocks. I am going to sit on my birthday cake as a present for you.

by Lisa Wogen October 16, 2010

Golden Splashing

When an indivdual urinates into a cup (plastic or otherwise) and another person immerses their penis into said cup and comes into contact with the urine.

"Terry just can't stop golden splashing his mum."

by Sam, Liam and Liz for putting it up October 9, 2005

squishing

The act of 2 fat lesbians scissoring. The excess folds suction to one another coupled with moisture resulting in a squishing sound.

When her fupa met mine the squishing was bound to happen.

by Robert Paulson June 6, 2018

Spooshing

When one suffers from a sustained erection for so long that they get a spot of pre-cum in their underwear.

Dude, my teacher for calc is so hot, I was spooshing by the end of class!

Oh man have fun drying that up...

by Guavasupreme February 22, 2009