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sped in the bed

Sped in the bed means that while having intercourse, you don’t really think. Either you are bad at it, or you don’t know/care who you are sleeping with. It is usually an insult for someone who is either bad at sex, or is easy.
I slept with jack for the first time last night, but he’s sped in the bed, so I think I’ll break up with him.
by Cornchip69 May 20, 2022
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Sped Department

The Sped Department is the esteemed department that is tasked with controlling the Speds of the world. This is no easy task, and they often must resort to torture, forced confessions, and will turn a blind eye to many heinous crimes. They convene at the start of school every day typically to hand out normal pills to Sped kids.
Joe: Holy shit did you see that sped kid rape Jimmy yesterday
Bob: Yeah but I'm pretty sure the sped kid got away with it....FUCK THE SPED DEPARTMENT!
by SigFigLover6969696969696 May 23, 2022
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Sped nigga

Sped nigga is a cheif named wade. He aint even have a stove
Cheif: why is that kid wade a sped nigga

Bernie: because he aint even got a stove
Chief: you right but i got that foreign grill no cap
by Humphrey 2.0 November 27, 2018
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sped nugget

reilly- “oh my god emily your such a sped nugget🙄”
emily- “thanks reilly!”
by emily.roseeeeee1234567 October 10, 2018
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Sped Points

Tyler got 20 sped points for having a tape dispenser for 5 years.

Phill got 40 sped points for jumping out of a moving vehicle in front of a police station shouting "I HATE THE POLICE!"
by Salty Sauce December 26, 2009
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Sped Bot

A piece of software that a certain special person by the name of Braydan Winter uses to get an advantage over gaming and real life.
"Sped Bot recommends that you do not enter this water fight."
"Alert, Sped Bot encountering critical error, 1 + 1 is far to difficult to solve."
by TheBatwing October 2, 2011
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sped alert

(n)(1)what one says when a special education student or any other unintelligent idiot is around the area (2)meaning an idiot or retard (adj)used to describe something or someone that is not smart and/or productive (v)to say or perform an idiotic statement or action
(n)(1)Sped Alert! He thought HO2 was water.
(n)(2)What a sped alert! He thought a banana was the smartest fruit.
(adj)He's such a sped alert idiot, running around yelling 'Le balon, le balon.'
(v)If one sped alerts during Science class, like the little boy, you will probably not be liked by the teacher, or as a matter of fact, anyone else.
by Ben Kushnir January 20, 2007
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