Sir Spanky

Reference to a chronic male masturbator.

This is my friend Bill. But you can call him Sir Spanky.

Hey here comes my boss, Sir Spanky.

I spent the whole weekend watch porn and beating off. Just call me Sir Spanky. Although Sore Spanky really applies. My dick is about to fall off.

by Eaton Holgoode February 14, 2018

spankyourdogs

Someone who masturbates their dog.

"Why isn't tom coming out?"

"He's spankinghisdogs"

by Batty January 29, 2005

spankyou

It means thank you, but the cool way to say it.

Spankyou very muchly. - Thankyou very much.

by cazrew February 22, 2010

hand-shandy

'avin a wank

yeahi'll be five minutes just gotto go for a hand-shandy

by thorntonj September 28, 2008

sandy mcfudgens

The Act of taking a dump on the beach. Usually following a turd ambush

Guy 1: "Last night I was walking on the beach with Karen and I had to shit"

Guy 2: "Did you drop the ol' Sandy Mcfudgens?"

Guy 1: "You fuckin bet"

Guy 2: "Niiice"

by GingerH8r October 22, 2007

sandy vaginosis

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.

"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."

by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008

Spandex Wizard

A word used to describe your mate being a fucking bell end.

Penny you cunting spandex wizard.

by L TROY October 26, 2006