Meet the spartans

Absolute unit of a movie. Please do watch it. incredibly gay. Incredibly gay
Meet the spartans is gay, it's a gay movie
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Tony Hawk, The Knuckles Zeroing in on spartan locksmiths (left shank accidents)...
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The Spartans drum corps

The Spartans are a 5 time DCI Open Class (formerly division II) world champion drum and bugle corps based out of Nashua, NH. They are known for their seriousness and their attention to detail.
Wow, look at the Spartans in block...they look so intense...

The Spartans drum corps just have that look to them, it's intimidating...
by TheSpartan22557 March 15, 2017
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Spartan Mouth

the act of talking an incredible amount of shit, which you may or may not be able to back up. The point is, you just keep going no matter what.
dude1: hey broskii, did you see that chick over there on the other side of the bar?
dude2:yea man, she's here with some douche.
dude1:time to lay down the moves.
dude2:hey man, watch that spartan mouth before you get your ass kicked.
by Anastasia von Kryuger March 18, 2012
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spartan rage

To rail with immense rage, similar to Kratos and Aphrodite
Did you go full spartan rage on her?
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Spartan Smoker

Someone who will smoke weed out of anything, and under any circumstances.
Damn, that's an apple, and this is a church, you really are a Spartan Smoker.
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Spartan

A man who doesn't masterbate at all as it will draw all his energy from him. Similar to how boxers don't have sex prior to a big fight. Like Samson had his power in his hair. Men have their strength related hormones in their balls.
He's gone straight Spartan this whole year and he looks super jacked I'm the gym.
by Piddique April 30, 2019
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