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snarflap

Snarflap is a raccoon, that makes his appearances in random locations throughout the world! Often seen FUCKING shit up and molesting anyone who trys to stop him! He has a 13" ingorged hammer, that he will swing at anyone! He has a severe drug addiction, that often causes him to go off for no apparent reason. Last sighted in Milan, dry humping a models leg in the middle of a fashion show! He is quite a bit larger than an average raccoon. And can be singled out by the large "slippery when wet" tattoo on his 13" unit. Often seen working for drywall outfits, to make cash for his next adventure! If spoted, approch with caution.
Ah shit, snarflap has struck again! Their is blood and semin everywhere!
by drywall ninja August 13, 2010
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Snarfing

(See Barfing/Sneezing) Snahr.feeng
Verb
The act of sneezing and barfing simultaneously.
The school boy was snarfing during class.
by Rebotchi April 13, 2011
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Snarfing

The act of reaching inside ones pants and fondling the genitals prior to shaking hands with someone you dislike. Also known as "Second Hand Penis".
Hot and humid days are best for snarfing.
by BjornFree December 7, 2011
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Snarfle

The sound made when attempting to not laugh but some sound escapes anyway. Usually used when attempting to be polite.
After seeing that old lady fall I tried not to laugh but I did snarfle a little
by Rengully December 8, 2012
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Snarfer

A Snarfer is a person who say they're really good at something, but in reality the opposite is true. Snarfers may also say that you suck at something, when really they suck.
Dude, you're a Snarfer!
by ottergirl33 October 27, 2014
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snarfblast

the thing people do when they should blow their nose, but don't. bigger than a sniffle, so big that one must swallow their snot afterwards. sounds like a cross between loud snoring, choking, and coughing.

an appalling behavior that may accompany getting over a cold.

the act of swallowing a loogie.
"That man's snarfblasts make me want to vomit."
by ohfuckno May 14, 2009
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snarf

(noun)
1. In reference to the fictional character "Snarf" from the animated TV series "ThunderCats"
2. May be used as a term of endearment/affection due to the character's strong sense of loyalty and unconditional love.

(Another form includes "snarfy", which can be used as a noun or adjective, not only to reference Snarf, but also one's object of affection.)
"She's become my snarf- as if I were her Lion-O..!"
"Wanna have snarfy time tonight??"
by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014
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