scrindle

crack of your arse

Ive got an itchy scrindle

by Just a concerned citizen August 22, 2003

loose lips shrink dicks

1. an expression implying that knowing to much about an activity, situation or person tends to discourage one from involving himself with it, often related to sexual encounters

see also zipless fuck

2. a truism

3. a parody of loose lips sink ships

After Elliott told Devin that Kittyboot's friend from Philly had roast beef curtains, Devin replied, "Buddy, thanks for warning me... loose lips shrink dicks."

by Elliott July 18, 2005

Shrinker

A mythical penis that from going flaccid to erect shrinks rather than grow, apparently due to retracting into the body, possibly from shame or fear.

I was excited, his dick looked pretty big flaccid... but then it turned out he was a shrinker.

by MasterVidallis June 21, 2016

Sarindipity

The discovery of just how effective Sarin gas is.

The great Syrial Killer Bashar al-Assad had a moment of Sarindipity after witnessing his work.

by Regaa September 7, 2013

weenie-shrinker

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.

Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.

by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007

shrink

That damn stranger who keeps coming to my house whenever my parents believe im crazy. *goes to a corner and holds his knees rocking back and forth, eye-twitching*

Parents: Damnit! We're calling the shrink again!

by PSisTEHsuxxors March 5, 2004

Shipping Shrine

This is a shrine dedicated to your otps and other ships. This can contain pictures or fanart of your favorite characters.

Hey Joe have you seen my Shipping Shrine

by catboyfan May 15, 2019