a few french fries short of a happy meal

Mental; not quite all there. Acting mental. Not thinkin' before acting. Weirdo. Doing stupid shit that makes no sense...like without thinking. Not acting very bright. Meant not as a compliment but as a wake up and start thinking with your brain type of comment.

I dunno what to tell you man. That boy is a few french fries short of a happy meal..that's fo' sure!

by Junipersmile April 8, 2007

take a long walk off a short pier

To fuck off/shut up.

Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?

by mite74 January 5, 2009

short bus

A bus that people who can't spell derogatory take.

If you can't spell derogatory then you probably ride the short bus.

by W December 21, 2004

Short arm inspection

An medical inspection in the military where soldiers are checked for sexually transmitted disease.

I failed the short arm inspection because I had a leaking faucet.

by Earl F. Parrish May 28, 2006

Shorthand Typing

When people who are using a full qwerty keyboard are too lazy to type all the letters in a word. Commonly used in emails, forums, blogs and text messages.

I can never understand why people use Shorthand Typing like this:
'plz' instead of please; 'jst' instead of just; 'cuz' instead of because; 'dat' instead of that, and so on.

by Alexis-Relationship Terrorist June 30, 2009

short smoothie

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."

by vit2010 December 25, 2010

short yardage package

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.

"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"

by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 18, 2013