dumpster slurpee

When you nut in a girl's ass and then she shits it out into a cup and you then slurp it up with a straw. The highest quality ones are made with diarrhea.

Dude, I just ate me and Maria's dumpster slurpee

by Stanchee June 12, 2019

missouri slurpee

When you bust a load so large in a girl that it's practically like a slurpee when you shove a straw in there and sip.

I made myself the best Missouri Slurpee last night!

by Eagle1vazquez November 15, 2017

Wisconsin Slurpee

Drinking sauerkraut and Yoo-hoo from a Wisconsin man's anus.

The Kayes left the party early because his wife was yearning for a Wisconsin Slurpee.

by Running4ck April 14, 2023

scandanavian slurpee

when a guy cums onto his stomach then pushes all the cum he can into his belly button and makes the girl slurp it out

she grabbed the keys and said she was running to the store to get something to drink,i said dont bother,just have this scandanavian slurpee.

by jupiter cyclopse March 12, 2009

cherry slurpee

The act of inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and sucking out all the fluids.

Dave: I was so horny last night that I decided to cherry slurpee my sister!

Joe: That's incest!

by Old Man Winter October 1, 2007

shrimp slurpee

when 2 men involve in sex one blows cum in the others ass and then sucks it out with a straw!

Bob and I just had the most enjoyable round of sex that included a great tasting shrimp slurpee

by T-$$$$$$$$$$$ February 18, 2008

Slurpee saturday

a gay ass, literal motherfucker, who has no clout.

Man, you are being such a slurpee saturday.

by Juicey boi December 17, 2017