slow cosby

Canadian term for love.

Butters: "At first I was supposed to give her the hot cosby, so our species could coexist. But I fell for that Canadian woman and decided to go with a slow cosby instead."

by FartWaffles November 7, 2015

slow simmer

When one defecates into a frying pan (or any other stove top accessory) and turns the stove on low overnight whilst the unsuspecting slumbering owners/residents are asleep unknowing of the demise of their kitchen. The smell lasts a few days depending on the duration of the "simmer"

Ryan decided that an "upper decker" was too juvenile, so he decided to pull a "slow simmer" to his good friend Dave.

by Rommie May 29, 2008

Slow Zebra

A primitive phrase used to describe a person in a social setting, usually the female variety who is either quiet, shy, ugly, fat, or the least attractive among her group of friends. She is usually the outcast of the group and her friends are are always introducing her or trying to set her up with a man.

I was hanging at the bar last night and I spotted a slow zebra with a bunch of hotties, so I stalked my prey and moved in for the kill, she was pretty wild in bed!

by Honkhogan82 August 28, 2008

Slow bone

Make love. To bone ( to have sex ) slow with grt loving tender care. Long slow deep pumps. Sex that lasts longer than 20 min.

I never give my girl a quickie. I always slow bone that kitty.

by pradowhite72 June 1, 2015

slow sex

When sex is more than just a physical activity

I think we've surpassed fwb.... We had slow sex.

by Ladymeeeee May 11, 2015

Slow Air Jerk

The air jerk done extremely slow while making eye contact. The slower and more deliberate the jerk, the more inappropriate it will be perceived, popularized by the show "The Whitest Kids You Know".

Man 1: Wanna go play some table tennis?

Man 2: (looks man 1 dead in the eyes and slowly mimics jerking off and eventually climaxing to orgasm)

Man 1: Gross dude, don't slow air jerk, come on stop doing it so slowly!

by I got you back July 12, 2009

slow dance chubby

a boner while slow dancing

girl: i like you
boy: i like you too
girl:quit poking me
boy: i gota slow dance chubby

by concrete cowboy May 21, 2006