Slow juice

Slow juice mean that your worse than STUUPID like you actually have no brain
Mom: what 5x5
Son: 97
Mom: you fucking slow juice
by Wp._Shiz December 16, 2019
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Slow draking

The act of listening to emotional music that reminds you of that special someone who treated you wrong or rejected you. Referring to the emotional style of the rap artist Drake an includes songs such as "Shut it down" by Drake, "Icebox" by Omarion, or even, "Buzzkill" by Luke Bryan; all song you can "slow drake" to.
"yo what are you up to?"

"just slow draking man, I was in the club lastnight and I saw homegirl. We made eye contact and it just brought back all this pain. I needed to relax."
by Tabor'd May 17, 2013
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short-but-slow

A multifaceted PS4 player known for destroying squads and knifing weak players (neav).
That player short-but-slow is a true badass.
by litoville February 01, 2018
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slow cross

To walk slowly in a crosswalk, especially on a college campus in front of University Police or Long Island chicks in expensive SUVs, to force drivers to slam on the brakes and wait.
UPD (University Police) were flying by so I slow crossed 'em huge just to piss 'em off.
by Barcak February 27, 2007
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SLOW HEATER

Kim really gives good slow heater.
by VANCE KHROMACHOU September 28, 2007
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slow blinking

When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them

Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are
Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me

Charlie: *slow blinking*
by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014
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slow as fuck

when some fucking thing or some mother fucker can't move, learn or operate to the desired speed
this computer is slow as fuck it won't load the next screeen fast enough. We taught that to John 4 times now, he is slow as fuck.
by GDAngel September 16, 2013
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