by alien_god March 16, 2018
To be performed with the girl you love or any girl you see walking down the street. Performed in four steps as follows. 1. Slap her across the face 2. Shit your pants immediately 3. Reach around her and jab her in the left butt cheek with an epi pen 4. Let the magic happen (the magic meaning whatever the fuck happens after these lovely acts have been performed)
“Hey Connor how was your weekend?”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”
“I gave my girl a slappy crappy no-nappy”
“I want to be just like you when I grow up!”
by Captainprice141 March 11, 2023
"Oh my God, all I could hear last night was Hannah next door playing the slappy drums watching a Chaning Tatum movie."
by Whatonearthdoesthefoxsay November 15, 2013
by anticyvonne October 4, 2023
1 - mentally slow
2- Consuming so much alcohol (and / or) drugs that your IQ drops at least 60 points.
2- Consuming so much alcohol (and / or) drugs that your IQ drops at least 60 points.
Dude - Did you hear that kid? What the fuck was he talking about?
Chick - OMG, I have no idea. His breath smells like dogshit though. Is he fucking retarded or what?
Dude - Nah, he's just slappy mappy.
Chick - OMG, I have no idea. His breath smells like dogshit though. Is he fucking retarded or what?
Dude - Nah, he's just slappy mappy.
by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011
I want you to slopy slappy butixcake
by Hans gutenhagen May 27, 2019
Overly obsessed with bootie that you're on a continuous rampage and can't stop. Mostly a joke I made up about the infamous rapper 69.
by Skilastic April 2, 2022