Person 1: Why did you just look up
the definition of the word slap?
Person 2:
I don't know, just felt like it.
Person 1: *Slaps Person 2*
Person 2: Did you just slap me for searching the definition of slap?
Person 1: Yes I did. And you can't do anything about it because this isn't a real
conversation.
Person 2: Oh, right.