Jim Simmons

When you’re getting hot and heavy with a dude, fully clothed, and he cums in his pants.
Ashley totally got Jim Simmonsed last night. What a loser ass clown.
by AKattt October 26, 2019
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Laura Bayliss Simmons

Woman who mysteriously disappeared after stating on social media she was gonna put Dawn soap in her laundry. She hasn't been heard from since.
And she became the next Laura Bayliss simmons, and was never heard from again on social media.
by Cigarella June 29, 2020
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jonathan Simmons

A civil Asian man that is very well crafted with automobiles and talks about naruto constantly. He is.. a very hard worker at chick fila and he loves to eat rice in the mornings.
by Master Officer November 21, 2021
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