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chopped and screwed

When a song is screwed, that means it's slowed down a bit. "Chopping" is when you have the record on one turntable, and the same record on another turntable but delayed one beat, then you crossfade between the two for a beat to double up a half-second part. Usually you "chop" on the fourth beat to double up the first beat of the next measure. DJs often use the "flanger" effect on one of the records to make the chops "swoop."
by magnum October 1, 2003
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Screw over

a. Deliberately putting someone an unfavorable situation that he/she would not like.
I decided to screw him over by stealing his test and changing all the answers.

Hey, kid, I'll give you $100 if you screw over your English teacher. He got me fired from my job!

The best way to screw over an innocent guy is to frame him and put him in jail.
by Melvin720 September 21, 2009
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screw them

Similar in use to "Screw You", only in the plural form.
Jack: John wants to know if he and Jane can come to our barbecue.
Jill: Screw them! They haven't done a single thing for us the entire time we've lived next door to them!
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screwed the pooch

The act of really messing things up.
Damn, i really screwed the pooch on that one.
by madmanmarx October 26, 2007
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Shrewd simian

Synonymous for saying someone is one hell of a smart monkey.
Ex 1:
John: Well I’ll be a monkey's uncle! Steve Jobs has made Apple more valuable than Microsoft on the market!

Justin: There's no doubt he's a shrewd simian.

Ex 2:
I just saved a lot of money by switching to GEICO! Call me pretentious, but this car owner feels like one shrewd simian!
by ShrewdSimian June 4, 2010
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screw my brains out

to have sex uncontrollably
i really want you to screw my brains out
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Screwed On

Someone who is "all there" in a mental sense but not necessarily in a physical one.
by Simon Batt January 12, 2005
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