Shreddies

The bits and pieces of toilet paper and anus hairs that are left on a toilet seat after the wiping process is completed. It is bad etiquette to not wipe up your shreddies post-poo.

As Jack sat down he could feel Jim's shreddies sticking to his sweaty bum.

Please wipe up your shreddies after you poo!

by Poopoo-man April 13, 2011

shredded nacho cheese chalk

you know when you buy kraft shredded cheese from the market because you wanna make tacos or nachos and you pull the cheese out of the bag and it's like,, chalky? yea that's it

shredded nacho cheese chalk


marshmallows are kinda chalky too now that i think about it

by snootch87 August 19, 2008

shuddersome

the best band in the entire world.

hey, lets go see Shuddersome tomarrow night, they kick so much anus.

by jesus February 22, 2004

shredder

a girl who uses too much teeth during oral sex

Guy 1: Is that girl any good at giving head?

Guy 2: Damn, man. Shredder just about ripped the skin off my dick.

by PaypaKlip January 21, 2012

Poon shredder

A simply magnificent man who destroys the pussy and is looked up to by everyone

"Jimmy is a real poon shredder, bro"

by Aman13 December 9, 2013

Shreddies Kiss

A Shreddies Kiss is where two people kiss on the lips in very quick succession, usually at about 3 kisses per second, it is very hard not to laugh during the kissing and feels particularly strange.

"Oh my god my boyfriend just Shreddies Kisses me!"
"Wow he must really love you!"

by Dordof September 29, 2017

Piss Shudders

The act of brief bodily shaking after a nice lengthy piss. Usually the upper torso.

Fuck nigga, I just held my piss for 12 hours and when I finally unleashed that hoe into the can, i fuckin got them piss shudders so hard I fell and broke the bathroom counter with my head. Shit man that’s some powerful digs, nigga.

by Niggalipsss69 August 26, 2019