Showboating

When your girlfriend won't have sex with you; and you precede to pleasure yourself manually in full vision of her, fully flaunting your engorged member.

This may be done

(1) out of spite,

(2) in an attempt to induce her into sexual activity,

(3) or just simply to get a nut off.

Guy 1: Hey dude, did you get any pussy last night?

Guy 2: No damnit, my girl was tired so I showboated.

Guy 1: What a bitch! Always making you turn to showboating.

by Leon Llong July 5, 2010

Shamboozled

Going out with buddies and getting shitfaced.

Last night was nuts, I got shamboozled.

by trailblazin02 April 29, 2008

shoeboxed

(n.) the act of being owned, faced, schooled, iced, denied, shut down, fronted or any other reasonable facsimile thereof.

(adj.) to exist in a state of idiotic behavior; to not be steady on one's feet or in one's state of mind (especially).

(n.) "Mary just totally shoeboxed you out there on the basketball court!"

(adj.) "Didn't you hear that Tommy got amazingly shoeboxed the other night?"

by O'Dea April 3, 2006

shomion

A dipshit term for a guy who thinks he is funny at the workplace. He is truely a dart playing fool who hulks out at the slightest movement of a federally.

Did you see that guy? Yea, what a shomion

by Nolan Saufley February 15, 2005

showboating

to showboat is to perform highly skilled tricks with a fooball during a game.

Now thats what i call showboatin'!
see joe cole or jay jay okocha.

by SeanX May 21, 2003

showboat

An attractive boy or group of attractive boys used by a small group of girls for the sole purpose of showing off. The girls don't necessary like to be around the boys they are just there to look cute. This is a female version of arm candy.

Person 1:Man! would you look at those broads with all those cute boys!
Person 2: Aww they ain't nothing but a bunch of showboats.

by G.Keiz February 28, 2007

Shoboinking

The Process of mucking about in the quest for female companionship.

You two! Quit Shoboinking and doolally over here!

by Agent FareEvader August 12, 2003