Mr shneider

Mr shneider a crusty old Math Helper if you failed the math STAAR test Mr shneider has cursed so many times infront of students and is a Pedophile that looks underneath the girls table while there wearing skirts and have there legs open and matter of fact the admistrator don’t do shit about it Especially Mr Williams he doesn’t care with his frozon looking ass 💀 Matter fact Mr shneider is best friends with MR JACOBS The two worst pedophiles 💀💀 Mr shneider only cares about 2 people and he call all his girl students sweetheart/my love and he has said infront of us that he wants a Latina gf 💀💀

Mr shneider : How was your game last night ?
Girl 1 : It was good

Mr shneider: I bet your legs looked so good

by Ana524 April 29, 2023

Shmeed

The bit of time spent waiting between having a wee and a poo. The shmed is non existent if both occur at same instance. There must be a delay for the shmeed to exist.

You go do a wee and then you have a shmeed and then you poo.

by Milena Lukic December 23, 2007

Sneedville Chick

A female that willingly stays with her mate while getting treated badly.
A whore.

*Boy Shelly sure is a Sneedville chick*

by Cactuar May 5, 2003

Shneeze

A rare occurrence, where one is in the library in the midst of "shhhh!"-ing someone, when, quite suddenly, you explosively sneeze; thus ruining all credibility.

"Some girl stormed into yonder library, wherein she began bitching deploringly about recieving an atomic donkey punch. I was inbetween throwing a long "shhh" at her, when I suddenly shneezed like a tourrets victim that snuffed too much cocaine. I'll never live this down at the men's club, that's for Damn sure."

by Li Shy October 16, 2013

shmeedium

very small clothing usually shirts

kipp be wearin some shmeedium tees

by kipp June 10, 2003

shneebicle

a person who thinks they are a badass, but can't actually do anything bad enough to be called a badass

Jarred is such a shneebicle

by Casey October 27, 2004

shleed

when you find yourself shitting and bleeding at the same time, and you are essentially fucked.

harry woke up alone, turned the lights on, and realized that he was shleeding from the anus.

by originalgunclappa April 29, 2009