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Shelf Shitter

A book that is outdated and not appealing to the majority of the population. The book is put on a cart and given away.
Donald Trump"s book, The Art of the Deal, is a shelf shitter.
by Everything Daviska March 30, 2017
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cunt shitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
cunt shitter
MINDY: My Baby Luv eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cunt shitter.

Baby Luv: Only when I see a Mindy!
by Huthost March 15, 2019
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Coffin Shitter

Somebody who through their own actions have disrespected one or both of their parents in the worst way imaginable, either through tarnishing their memory or otherwise ruining any good they brought into the world.
Did you read any of Brian Herbert's Dune books? Literally no care for any of the careful themes or literary license of his Father. Absolute coffin shitter.
by RockwellianBison June 11, 2020
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wind shitter

A wind shitter is someone who shits wind in League Of Legends
yasuo and yone on the same team 10 deaths each on ranked game
"the wind shitters brothers are feeding" says depressed jhin who just wanted to play a normal game
by Not Akashi 117 April 2, 2022
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The Afghanny Shitter

A fighting stance employed by middle eastern militant groups where one holds an AK-47 or similar automatic above one's head in a squatting position so that he or she can spray a barrage of bullets from cover without exposing the head or torso to enemy fire. This stance is usually characterized by its inaccuracy.
Did you see that guy during the training exercise employ The Afghanny Shitter? He couldn't hit a goddamn thing.
by hel112570 June 18, 2019
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shy shitter

a person who is embarrassed to shit in public restrooms, or one who is embarrassed to shit when other people are close by.
He would never go to the bathroom when other people were around, he'd hold it all day long till he got home from work and would let it go. That man is a shy shitter.
by RdEx March 18, 2006
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skitters

The equivalent of pissing shit out of your anus. For the everyday yuppie, it is more commonly known as diarrhea. For those who prefer more spice in their everyday chit-chat, it is known as the Hershey Squirts.

--Can be caused by consuming large amounts of fresh fruit or fruit juice.

Q: Why would fresh fruit cause the skitters?

A: Well, the juices found in fresh fruit contain sorbitol, which is a nondigestible kind of sugar. Large amounts of this sorbitol cause the body to attempt to dilute the sugar by bringing water from the bloodstream into the intestine. This causes your fecal matter to be more liquid in substance and form, which is in turn why one hears an interesting squishy noise when one accidently sharts. This is pretty much the reason prune juice is so flippin' awesome!

It is suggested that one's everyday diet does NOT NOT (uh-oh, a double negative) NOT (*fixed) consist entirely of fresh fruit or fruit juice.
I 'et too menny peaches and now I've got teh skitters!
by Messy Bumm July 16, 2005
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