When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.
Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.
Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?
Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?
by doubleunicycle January 14, 2022
This line is spoken by Dr. Rumack, played by Leslie Nielson, in the film Airplane!
In one of the film's most famous scenes, former pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) discovers that both the pilot and co-pilot of Trans American Flight 209 have succumbed to food poisoning. Dr. Rumack asks Striker if he can fly the plane and land it. Striker responds, "Surely you can't be serious," prompting Rumack to say, with a straight face, "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
In one of the film's most famous scenes, former pilot Ted Striker (Robert Hays) discovers that both the pilot and co-pilot of Trans American Flight 209 have succumbed to food poisoning. Dr. Rumack asks Striker if he can fly the plane and land it. Striker responds, "Surely you can't be serious," prompting Rumack to say, with a straight face, "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Julia seen Sharlene at the party and thought she was Shirley, so she said “Hi, Shirley! Nice hairdo!”. However, Sharlene didn’t take it that well and slapped Julia in the face “Don’t call me Shirley!” she huffed and left.
by elixrramen July 24, 2020
A mixed drink loosely based on the Shirley’s temple, made by combining equal parts of deep Eddie’s grapefruit and Fresca, topped with lemon juice and served over ice.
by Baussmann August 21, 2022
Shirley Weng's are sometimes very dumb person and smart at the same time. They hate it when people snitch on them and friends are being fake, also Shirley Weng's hate Eva Wu. Shirley Weng's love to wake up their brothers.
Shirley Weng is a very good person
by Rickroll13203d June 19, 2023
by Tyronezack01@live.co.uk March 10, 2018
When a female fingers a males ass and then wipes the poop covered finger across his upper lip. The female equivalent of a Dirty Sanchez.
“Last night I gave my date a Dirty Shirley. Haven’t heard from him, so not sure if he liked it or not.”
by Mittit October 31, 2022
by PopEva December 15, 2019