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sheit

Shit, but worse.
Holy Sheit Man thats REALLY SHITTY
by Alec Wag January 31, 2003
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shait

shit, snoopslyle talk see also daimn its also used in the uk. Ever since the movie 'trainspotting', many peeps said 'shait' suddenly. The movie began with: "life is nothing but shait". which is sweet.
dont gimme that shait dimwit!
by kukel June 13, 2003
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Shiitake

a type of Japanese asian mushroom that sissies use as a benign way to say shit
by ihategeometry October 15, 2003
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Get The Shift

"To get the shift" or as it's more commonly pronounced, " Ta get da shift " is a popular term used to describe a person who has snogged or kissed someone else. This term is frequently used in the West of Ireland, and is quite classy.
Did ya get the shift lasht night at the dhisco ?!
by The Original Cool Person June 25, 2009
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Shift Key

The key no one EVER bloody fucking uses. This key is normally ignored by morons, imbeciles, ignorants, dumbasses, shitbirds, and all around -twats-.
Morons that ignore this beautiful key, often forget many other, wonderful, things you can do with a keyboard.
See: GrammarPunctuation
People on the internet often come back with a big, bullshit argument based on the 'fact' that no one bother to type things correctly on the computer because its a waste of time.
Well you know what, shitbird? If you learn how to type, and practice good grammar, punctuation, and spelling, eventually typing like this on the computer is easy. I, personally, think writing "omfglaewlers, 1 jst t0k @ sh1t! LOL!"
Shitbird (someone who ignores shift): hi wasszup lol
Me: After you go to sleep tonight, i`m going to fucking murder you with a rusty butter-knife.

Shitbirdtwo: Omfg laewl u r so stupid ppl don typ gud on the cmpt bcse its hrd lol pls shift key dsnt evn mke sense lOL
Me: Go fall in a well and DIE.
by Mayleena May 24, 2007
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Shaite paite

It’s an Indian slang meaning to be happy about something that you did.
My friend: I broke my record Of having sex six times in a day.

Me: oh great, shaite paite
by Nsahni October 15, 2020
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2nd Shift Fever

That time at night when working late that you and your coworkers find even the stupidest things hilarious, as if under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

Typically induced by working extensively all day or being at work late at night.
Steevn: 2nd Shift Fever was bad last night.

Sally: Yeah, we laughed at an umbrella for like five minutes.
by Megaman31291 September 11, 2011
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