flannel sheets

The act of sexual intercourse between an -all natural- couple... soft & warm, instinctual, comforting.

PSA: adult men & women are supposed to have pubic hair, folks!

After circulating & making small talk separately all evening at the pretentious company party, I couldn't wait to take my girl home, strip off our confining duds, and get to the flannel sheets we'd each been craving.

by Cloud Animal December 27, 2017

fart sheets

When trap a fart under your bedsheets and see how long it lasts!

Come here, baby. It's time to cuddle under the fart sheets.

by Jimmay Bob Bob May 3, 2019

Clean sheets

Sheets that are meant to be dirtied!

Harley: Babe, I am making the bed with the clean sheets so fuck off.
Jax: Why would I do that? You know those sheets need to be dirtied and you need to be broken in for the day. So…Want to fuck?

by Um…Yeah, I do this for fun! November 30, 2021

Bleached My Sheets

The act of blowing a load in one's sheets.

After a vigorous fap session, I bleached my sheets, leaving a warm, sticky mess.

by hunterf September 7, 2009

Three sheets to the wind

Three sheets to the wind: The condition a person arrives at after imbibing too much alcohol. When a person is very drunk on the verge of being out of control. Some where between “tipsy” and “snot-slinging” drunk. A Naval term that refers to a sailing ship traveling at the very highest limit of it’s speed.

After that Christmas party I was three sheets to the wind as I was walking home.
Those guys at the end of the bar are pretty much three sheets to the wind. It’s probably time to call them a cab.

by Hello-o-o-o-o December 18, 2011

hitch hiking on the sheets

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

by Arnold Martell June 11, 2006

between the sheets

poker game...two cards turned up by the dealer, player offered a chance to bet on next card falling "between" the two showing. If it does you win, if it doesn't you lose, if it matches, you pay double.

dealer turns up an 8 and Queen...next card is a nine, ten or jack - you win, etc...

by hizzoner March 22, 2004