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Saved by the bowl

To make it to a toilet when you need to go, but just barely.
Dude, that Mexican food didn't sit well, but it's all right because I was saved by the bowl.
by geniusonwheels November 7, 2011
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shakedown

(n.)

Another word for extortion/blackmail, or the obtaining of a good or service through means of force, threats/intimidation, or abuse of power.
Shakedown by force, threats and intimidation:

The Mafia would usually give small business owners "the shakedown," in which if the owner did not pay protection money (or "tribute") to the Mafia Don, their store would mysteriously be firebombed by vandals (read: Mafia thugs) who presumably would have been deterred if the owner had opted to partake in the Mafia protection plan.

Shakedown by abuse of power:

City councils are notorious for shakedowns by abuse of power. Suppose you bought a house for an inflated price of $50000, before property values started declining. The state wants to build a highway, and decides that your house is in the way. You don't want to move, but they offer you $25000 to pack up and leave. If you don't leave, the council will employ the eminent domain laws, which will simply *force* you to leave and *force* you to accept a measly compensation of $15000 (fair market value) for your property. While such practice is actually legal, it's still a shakedown, because if you don't agree to their initial unreasonable demands, you're going to be even worse off as a consequence--just like debating whether you want to drown in your own piss, or someone else's.
by Siegfried Zaga June 2, 2005
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Shanty Shakedown

The act in which a coke whore or any cocaine addicted female places a generous amount of cocaine on the tip of the males penis. The female relentlessly likes the tip of the penis dousing the dick in saliva and cocaine. The man can then last extended amounts of time while plowing his coke whore girl friend. When the man finally finishes he feeds the female a heavy dose of cum and cocaine mixture by placing his cocaine induced load on the tip of her tongue thus sharing his load with his mate as they both experience a numbing sensation in their genitalia.
The sweet indian girl gave her white nympho boyfriend a Shanty Shakedown. sex lasted for 2 numbing hours.
by snatchman April 15, 2009
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And that's how I saved Christmas

A great phrase to put at the end of a sentence to confuse people or make your story completely surreal, along the lines of adding "And that's how babies are made."
"So I was going down the street to buy some chocolate, when some jerk almost ran me over in his piece of shit truck, so I pulled him out and punched his eyes right out of his fuckin' head...and that's how I saved Christmas."
by UltimaWepn January 2, 2005
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Heart-Shaped Box

Song performed by Nirvana. Written by Kurt Cobain to express how he loved Courtney Love but felt suppressed by her.
I've been locked inside your heart-shaped box for weeks...
by Flannel Flyer October 4, 2004
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Trying to Shave a Snake

A phrase coined by Demetri Martin.. It is used to describe a situation that doesn't work out well, just like shaving a snake. It's just not going to happen.
"You hear Jerry's trying to open that Frozen Yogurt business?"
"Good luck to him.. If you ask me, he's trying to shave a snake."
by JollyLama February 27, 2010
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Fukken saved

An exclamation that is said when you find something relevant to your interest and decide that it is of unprecedented importance to save it.
Anon1: CP dump!!!

Anon2: FUKKEN SAVED!
by MugenXS April 16, 2009
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