We thought a Karen was coming over to tell us “you can’t skate here”, but she was actually a Sharon and wanted to learn how to skate and share in on our fun
by mrivanivan July 16, 2025
Get the Sharonmug. A semi-advanced AI program, designed to portray a young female. Her logic unit is often prone to malfunction, leading to her saying things that are incomprehensible or impossible. Reigning queen of the stupid list.
Person 1: "Oh no it's raining."
Sharon: "Imagine if every time it rained people didn't wear clothes."
Person 2: "Someone call IT, Sharon's malfunctioning again"
Sharon: "Imagine if every time it rained people didn't wear clothes."
Person 2: "Someone call IT, Sharon's malfunctioning again"
by Justamedstudent April 30, 2022
Get the Sharonmug. Sharon Regina Godjali is one in a billion type of girl. She's the type that will make you think about her day and night if you randomly saw her one day at the corner of a bar. She will give out "don't ever talk to me" kind of vibe. But if by any chance you're able to get to know her, she will turn into a completely different person, like the 180 degrees jaw-dropping kind of different. She will be your definition of beautiful inside out. She is super charming and pure at the same time. Her personality will make you fall in love with her instantly, and her looks will make you go crazy for her. But her brain capacity is somehow lower than a nitendo 3DS, stupid can't even begin to describe her. If she's your friend, then consider yourself lucky, she'll always put a smile on your face with her incredibly bad sense of humor. If you date her, then consider yourself the luckiest guy on earth. She will want your attention 24/7 but are always shy to ask for it. She will complain to you about her weight, but then proceed to eat a pint of ice cream within the same 10 minutes. She has some really weird ways of showing her affection, like biting you, or twerking in front of you when you wake up in the morning. She will always find a new way to make you fall head over heels for her every single day. If you got yourself a Sharon Regina Godjali, don't ever let her go, do everything in your power to keep her in your arms. You will realize that she's your greatest blessing and your endless joy.
"Sharon Regina Godjali is so elegant every single day"
"Her jokes are so bad... maybe thats because she's Sharon Regina Godjali."
"Her jokes are so bad... maybe thats because she's Sharon Regina Godjali."
by Potatonizer June 8, 2022
Get the Sharon Regina Godjalimug. A woman usually over 50 who goes into a restroom right after someone has done a number 2, intentionally, to sniff for gratification.
She is such a Sharon
by Sharonable June 7, 2021
Get the Sharonmug. Name of a female who is really good at ditching her friends and ghosting them. Never texts back and is a total flaker. Will always cancel hang-outs and events last-minute for no reason. Has tendencies to shove her own mother down the stairs.
by KanraStar September 24, 2022
Get the Sharonmug. A sex position in which the giver ingests vinegar and holds it in their mouth, after which they perform oral sex under the receiver by spitting the vinegar into the receiver's preferred orifice and henceforth drink the accumulated juices when they re-descent.
Did you hear? Janet tried the Sharonic Vinegar Mouth last night and Brad ended up with vinegar in his eyes.
by Extena March 16, 2025
Get the Sharonic Vinegar Mouthmug. Cyril sharon are loving, caring and full of love. They care more about others than themselves but their ways cannot be determined by others, don't hurt a cyril sharon cause they always have a plan.
They are silent, but on their silence they say alot.
If a cyril sharon loves you then know you are really loved, but don't mess it up cause you will regret.
They are silent, but on their silence they say alot.
If a cyril sharon loves you then know you are really loved, but don't mess it up cause you will regret.
by Prinseca November 28, 2021
Get the cyril sharonmug.