Shard

A Shard is a fart and a poop combined making explosive poop.

I sharded in my pants.

by Wippedsaltycreamonmyparentsbed December 4, 2022

shoot shards

Administering crystal methamphetamine into the system intravenously.

I don't smoke dope. Bitch, I shoot shards.

by Smokedopeeveryday September 1, 2020

shard

(Homograph) The opposite, and a more family-friendly version of the s-word.

Person 1: Let's go to Washington D.C., shall we?
Person 2: Oh come on, I need to take a shard.

by ManuelToTheGroundLevel October 24, 2022

bum shard

To insert a shard of crystal meth in one's anus

Dude, Im totally down for a bum shard tonite!

by Tung punch July 30, 2015

Shard

When u try to fard but shid come out.

Y there shid in my pant I must’ve shard

by Cocksucking dickraper October 26, 2018

Shard Breath

When someones breath smells like death after smoking meth.

Damn I have shard breath...again.

by gackhead December 5, 2010

shard

shard is synonym for retard

You are a real shard

by jan_890 January 8, 2018