Shaft Shifter

A Person who often gives hand or blow jobs.

Person 1 - See her?

Person 2 - Yeah

Person 1 - She gave Bill a blow job and Ben a handjob!

Person 2 - Really? What a Shaft Shifter!

Person 1 - I Know Right!

by 98JoeC November 29, 2012

Short Shaft

A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets.

My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.

by Hillbilly Billy May 8, 2008

Hot Shaft

When one masturbates while having pepper juice on their hands.

Dude, I forgot to wash the pepper juice off my hands before jerking off. That was one f*cking hot shaft.

by JOLLY PEPPER March 27, 2010

love shaft

A gentlemens erect penis.

"Impale yourself on my love shaft Veronica"

by cannietellye October 8, 2005

the shaft grande

1. A rejection incurred through an act of malice
2. An unfortunate event or occurrence
3. Treatment in a harsh or unfair manner

I can't believe that they didn't pick me; I got the shaft grande.

by NCStateDude18 March 14, 2004

Shaft Rub

When somebody rubs the male shaft insainely, or handjob.

Hey man, I got another Shaft Rub last night.

by jgsteroid50 January 17, 2011

shaft packet

A sly comment made towards a rather annoying homosexual male.

Dude....im sick of that shaft packet

by Perples December 25, 2006