Second Hat

Less important than your first hat as you only need one hat unreality.

“My boyfriend makes me feel like a real second hat when he ditches me for his friends”

by BigBadBeen January 22, 2019

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two second slider

A crap that takes only a couple of seconds to take; shoots out like a rocket; comes out very smoothly... A SHIT THAT IS UNIQUE BECAUSE WHEN YOUR ASS IS WIPED, THERE IS NO SHIT ON THE TOILET PAPER; A COMPLETELY CLEAN SHIT.

"oh man, i only like taking a shit if its a two second slider- otherwise, i feel dirty when i wipe..."

by jennifer nasherson December 17, 2008

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two second style

Quickly, in a hurry, pronto, hasty, fast, etc.

Relax, just wait, I'll be at your house fucking two second style.

by JhEf January 30, 2009

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Sloppy Seconds Bandwidth

When you share WiFi with a porn junkie & it slows down your internet speed.

Peter: Why can't I stream Portlandia on your Roku account?
Lauren: Thats because Troy downloads so much porn so I get sloppy seconds bandwidth.

by A-Dub from UDWRFC May 8, 2012

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compassvale secondary

a school that uses money to build a fountain instead of funding for programmes that would make sec sch life much more cooler for students. table cloth holds heritage here. we dont have any sch-related tshirts unlike other schs other than our cca and probably class tshirts. instagram confession pages are filled w jnrs crushing on sec4s because our sec4s are rlly just so cool. a school where we are told to shine.

A teacher from compassvale secondary school reminded students that next monday would be a monday

by brightest northstar April 8, 2022

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