secret hand shake

when someone jacks off in public and noone finds out about it

Ryan St.Clair was Secret hand shaking himself during 7th period in public and noone noticed

by Mike from school December 8, 2004

Secret Running

n. one who runs alone in conventional garb because its faster, when they think no one is looking.

1. "I go secret running often, but I don't really tell anyone about it", said Geoff. 2. Becky and Marge saw 14 secret runners in New York City that morning.

by Dr. Pizzabagel O'blader March 24, 2009

Secret Saturday

Not being able to participate in internet activities on Saturday's due to secret and private matters. The usual excuse/cover story being driving to friend who lives far away.

Although this may be a possibility....only god knows what happens during Secret Saturday's
Due to this mysterious dissappearance people have associated the "secret" context of the word to having anything to do with inuendo. People assume that being private about it means you are insecure of what happens and the general conclusion................ANYTHING LINKED WITH THE PHENOMINON WE CALL SEX

The meaning being relating phrases that can be interpreted in an inuendo manor to sex thus being called/known as Secret Saturday

"Raikonen bumped me from behind"-Secret Saturday

by PauseunPause August 19, 2013

Secret Friend

A same or opposite-sex friend crush on someone you admire and want to befriend. This person possess qualities you look for in a friend. Although you've never officially met them, you consider them a future friend and will go to drastic measures to reach true friendship.

"Hey, Danielle. Where are you studying tonight?"

"Oh, hey Katie. I checked out facebook today, and my secret friend, James, works at Starbucks. I overheard him talking to a friend in lecture today saying he has to work tonight. I think I'm gonna hit up Starbucks later!"

"NIIIIICE. I can see your Secret Friendship really blossoming tonight. I'll go with you for moral support."

by Katie & Danielle & Jane May 8, 2008

secret admirer

A stalker with stationary.

Dude: Hey man, what's got you down?
Man: Dude, my secret admirer sent me a love letter and a picture of my name carved into her arm.

by smviceprez February 5, 2006

Secret Snacks

Glitches and easter eggs that appear or can be found in any video game

Alex Harris spends his time looking on youtube for secret snacks, but he can never do them on Call of Duty 4 when hes playing

by Jesse Furukawa March 21, 2009

secret donkey punch

It is the same concept as the original "donkey punch," but with a twist. During Anal sex just before ejaculating instead of the obvious knuckles to the back of the head have any weighted object on a high point above the recievers head and give it a lil nudge. Thus causeing the pain which tightens the anus. The best part about it is she will never know, and you can avoid the process of police intervention.

I gave my girlfriend a secret donkey punch, so I can have anal sex again later.

by Zak A September 8, 2006