Duck Scrubber

A hippie who gets a degree in environmental sciences and believes that animals lives are more valuable than a humans. They usually drive a Subaru or Prius and can be found at farmers markets or animal rescue shelters when they are not at work as an environmental inspector for a regulatory agency in the construction industry. The female of the species is usually overweight and quite ugly with a sour disposition. The male is typically thin in build, sporting a man bun and generally friendly though annoying. Avoid at all times.

Superintendent:
Our constuction site was shut down today because the duck scrubbers think they heard a nesting bird in the area.

Project Manager:
That just cost us a hundred grand!

by Notahippie July 4, 2017

Sugar scrubbing

Interracial gay sex

"So my girlfriend and I were sugar scrubbing either..."

by casketofstars July 23, 2017

Cum Scrubber

A person who is lower than a cuck

Damn you’re a cum scrubber you can’t even watch.

by NJP with a bi P January 14, 2021

scrubber

A piece of metal wool used in a crack pipe to catch the residue after a rock is smoked.

Also known as a chore or a chore boy.

Make sure you burn the copper off that scrubber before you put it in the pipe.

by TheConcierge September 23, 2006

scrubbie

Is a person that is a loser or a person no one wants on their team.

April is such a scrubbie she always screws everything up.

by JQ27 August 7, 2005

Chum Scrubber

One who scrubs semen off of various objects, sometimes to conceal the act of having jerked off.

"Hey check out Eric! He's a CHUM SCRUBBER"

"You are the biggest CHUM SCRUBBER alive, Dan."

by Ryan Dacey February 15, 2005

Scrubtard

A perfect homogeneous blending of a scrub and a retard. Most commonly referring to people that are "bad" or "fucking stupid".

This kid isn't for the lulz, he is a scrubtard.

by Beansauce The Almighty March 13, 2009