Scrobe

A small inch long penis that grows off your tail bone.

"DUDE that kid has a scrobe!" "I wonder if it hurt when he sits on that scrobe"

by Corteezy February 11, 2009

scrote wrangler

Gay chap dressed as a cowboy wrangling in the groin region of another man not necessarily a cowboy, could be an Indian, Cop, construction worker or sailor.

Mummy what's that cowboy doing in that policeman's trousers?
Look away dear I think he's a scrote wrangler!

by Ronnie C L September 7, 2008

scrotem grease

like elbow grese but with your pants down

fred: okay i know it looks down but if we get out there with our pants down and really get some scrotem grease in to it we could win
ernie:shut up fred you just want to see me with my pants down

by Luves_2_spooge June 9, 2009

Dusty Scrote

1. Dry nut sack/scrotum. Lack of Loving.

2. Insult toward a doucher or asshole/ ball to butter.

1. Ah, my lady hasn't been providing me with my tender lovin', now I've got a major case of dusty scrote.

2. Jim: Ah, he's such a ball hog!

Tim: Yeah, he's such a Dusty Scrote!

by Gman GL January 11, 2011

Throat Scrote

The scrotum-like bag of skin that hangs from under the chin of old people

Joe: Dude that old guy's neck is so saggy

Stan: I know man that's such a throat scrote

by R0bzzz January 27, 2014

Colossus of Scrodes

Named after the Colossus of Rhodes, one of the seven wonders of the Ancient World, a Colossus of Scrodes is a dirtbag. Somebody you don't necessarily hate or have contempt for, but somebody who has several antagonistic qualities that one may go so far as to admire.

Check out Colossus of Scrodes, using pick-up lines at a salon? That guy's an admirable dumbass.

by No, that other guy October 19, 2010

Whatever floats your scrote

Seems like the phrase in itself is quite self explanatory, but for those who miss the purpose; 'whatever floats your scrote' is a way of expressing nonchalance or easy-going-ness toward as subject or matter. If someone asks you to make a decision, this phrase can be used to suggest that they choose instead, and that you are happy to go with either option.

"Hey Sean, you want the raspberry or the lemon flavour?"

"Whatever floats your scrote, man."

by Snail Cuddles June 25, 2017