scratch.mit.edu

A coding website for kids. So much so that being honest gets you banned, ripping off others is allowed, the word crap can get you banned and so can FNAF. There are some legit great games and animations out there, but mostly attention whores and art thieves, not to mention people who get music and call it an "original project". If you can go five fucking minutes without getting banned, I salute you.

Scratcher: Okay, let's check my scratch.mit.edu account!
Scratch Team: Alert. You were banned for inappropriate language "holy crap this is good", disrespect "stop spamming", and bullying "maybe improve the code".
Scratcher: Fuck this bullshit! (deletes account)

by Lick101 September 5, 2016

chicken scratch

chicken scratch is lousy unreadable handwriting except to the person who wrote it but also a curse word to idiots who dont know what chicken scratch means or dont have an understanding of what chicken scratch means

student this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher what did you say

student i said this handwriting is chicken scratch

teacher dont be cursing in my class

by littlejimmie January 29, 2019

Old Scratch

The Devil. Old Scratch or Mr. Scratch is a folk name used for the Devil in early American stories, including "The Devil and Daniel Webster" by Steven Benet.

"Old Scratch has dealt us a dirty hand" - Three Men Hanging, song by Murder by Death

by Mizu_Jada April 30, 2011

chicken scratch

really bad, unreadable handwriting

Man, I can' read this prescription, the doc writes like chicken scratching

by Deb June 19, 2003

pnoy scratch

Term for getting out of a speculative trade at breakeven by doubling down at a better price and then liquidating the position at the average of the two prices.

I was long from 18 so I doubled down at 17 and sold it all out at 17.5 for a pnoy scratch.

by pnoy008 February 18, 2005

Scratcher

1. bed, a place to sleep and have a wee fly scratch of various body parts
2.An untalented tattoo artist. A tattoo artist who scratches up your skin rather than applying a clean smooth looking tattoo
3. A loose woman/man. A person who is sexually active. this refers to the fact they might have an s.t.d. that causes you to scratch yourself
4. A lazy person who does not have a clue. Refering to the fact that they are that dumb and lazy that they just stand there scratching their heads
5. Normally refered to a bitchy girl who might scratch in a fight

1. See ya all later I'm off to ma scratcher
2. That doughball in the tatoo shop is a right scratcher
3. See that wee cow I went home with last night i think she's a right wee scratcher
4. That Stephen never got that wall built today! yeh he's right scratcher
5. Watch out for that Angie she's a right scatcher

by Sukma June 27, 2007

Pirate's Scratch

Occurs during a game of billiards, in which your opponent(s) accidentally hits the cue (white) ball into a pocket. You then proclaim the term "Pirate's Scratch." If delivered repetitively with the proper tone and dialect, your opponent will become extremely aggrivated. The need to know exactly what a "Pirate's Scratch" is will become overwhelming. At this point, you must make a habit of putting the word "Pirate" in front of every pool term. Oh yeah, it doesn't mean anything.

"I'm gonna combo the one to nine in the corner..."

(Cue ball falls into side pocket)

"Arrrrgh. That be a Pirate's Scratch."

by Ted MD October 16, 2006